Wazdakka Gutsmek

Wazdakka Gutsmek is a Speed Freeks legend, a Mek who strapped enough guns and engines to a bike that the Waaagh started treating the highway as a shrine. He does not sit a throne. He goes faster than the last thing that tried to stop him.

Other Orks copy the build and die. Wazdakka keeps going, which in greenskin terms is a theology. The Bike of the Waaagh is less a vehicle than a pilgrimage that fires rockets.

If Ghazghkull is the Prophet who gathers, Wazdakka is the one who will not slow down long enough to be gathered. The galaxy is a straight road with obstacles. He is working on the obstacles.